Dearest Santa/any various other gift giving bodies.
For christmas or just even for my Half Birthday [which is only 14 days away. yes. you read correctly. Half Birthday: 6 months to the date from my actual birthday. what? you don't celebrate half birthdays? why not? are you allergic to cake?] may I please have this Alexander Wang bag please? it is only $848 USD. What do you mean that is the equivalent of roughly 2 months rent?
You can buy it here.
lots of love,